POI百合病社

shawb612:

由于圣诞考试周（丧心病狂的老师！！）（画外音：明明早就写好了，不要脸！作者：走开！！）提前发圣诞礼物～
祝大家食用愉快～

圣诞礼物问答。根妹提问
版本一
Root：What do you want for Christmas ? Me or me or ...me?(笑裂状)
Shaw：(斜眼) Any other choices ?
Root: (黑脸) What?! You want other woman!?(突突突)
(大锤：老婆大人我错了(╥﹏╥)
根妹：这还差不多～)

版本二
Root：What do you want for Christmas ? Me or me or ...me?(笑裂状)
Shaw：(斜眼) I guess I don't have other choices ?
Root: Nope~

圣诞礼物 大锤版

Shaw: Merry Christmas root !说完之后送上了自己的礼物——健身房的年卡。

Root: What ?! (你竟然嫌弃我的小肚腩！）

Shaw：你想要什么圣诞礼物？直接告诉我好了，省的我猜。

Root ：A ring ？（一脸坏笑）

Shaw: .......

圣诞吃什么问答

1.

Shaw：Why we eat turkey !? Can we eat steak?

Root: Have you gone to school? (你是不是美国人=_=）

2.

Shaw：What do you want to eat for Christmas ? Forget the stupid turkey and of course we will have steak. Anything else?

Root: (坏笑) you?



Merry or Marry



Root: Merry Christmas ~

Shaw: Stupid festival

Root: Well, if you don't like Merry Christmas, how about marry me? Shaw: (翻白眼) No way...

（大锤气鼓鼓：要也是你嫁给我好嘛！！）